Again, in hindsight, it occurred to me that I shouldn't have spent so much money fixing up an apartment that I'm renting.

What we need is a disguise that will effectively protect you from being recognized by someone you're trying to avoid, but be subtle enough that you don't draw attention to yourself.
I suggest parting your hair on the opposite side.

You know what else really bites?
Vampires.
And mosquitoes.
And crocodiles.
That is all.

In a battle between dogs and other dogs, you can be fairly certain a dog is going to win. But what about a battle between dogs and ducks, provided that the ducks are armed with lasers?

A bunny that lays brightly colored eggs.